Originally Posted by givememywings

Introducing my "10 Steps to NuttyJets Nirvana"



Step 1: Never admit that you might possibly be wrong. About anything. Ever.



Step 2: Repeat step 1.



Step 3: Insert Balloons and Ponies emojis.



Step 4: Pretend to know what the future holds.



Step 5: Insert master business acumen.



Step 6: Explain master business acumen in condescending manner because of your "many personally owned businesses."



Step 7: Insert annoyingly stupid analogies and metaphors to kick up the condescension a notch.



Step 8: Make sure there are plenty of lines between your steps for dramatic effect.









Step 9: Insert click bait.



Step 10: Spread gospel across multiple forums.





Did I miss anything? Oh yeah...ensure you have the last word by posting your steps more than anyone else.