So the reason I had such a bad idea about your post? Once upon a time, my S.O. decided to get clever and ship me some MnMs. Emptied, rinsed & dried a shampoo bottle, filled with the candy, topped off with some cotton. By the time I got them a week later, they tasted so strongly of shampoo I couldn't eat them.
Originally Posted by
Happyflyer
Buy your toothpaste in the half sized shampoo bottle.