Confuses says, "Avoid any airline headquartered in Saint Louis!"

Experienced Captains Say, "I had a son who worked hard to get all his ratings to become a pilot. Then one day the son was visited by a recruiter for a Saint Louis airline who told the new pilot, "In this economy you have 2 choices, come to our airline or join a gang. I told the recruiter that my son was an intelligent man of integrity who always does the right thing. I then started helping him get on with a good gang."