Originally Posted by slowyourroll

Sure there is. We've had issues like this in the past. Let base management know. Then the union. Then OSHA. Then the Fire Marshal. Maybe the Port Authority. And so on and so forth.

If that doesn't work lay on the ground and yell "my back!" If you need coaching on how to do this watch the movie Friday. There is a wonderful scene in the liqour store that demonstrates how to do this.