Originally Posted by
Super EZ E
Check your emails! Company is sending out Yellow Ukulele for all crew members to take to work. Plus the "Emergency Ukulele" behind the captains seat where the jump seat use to be located. We're getting training on "How to play the Ukulele for tips" via the distance learning system on our iPads! That's the "New" economic proposal from the company. Zero cost pay increases for all crew members!! High Five with four down!
Also included is a packet on how to dress like a FA for upcoming company parties and when flying the line. More yellow, and more HUGE DBish the better!
And....there's info on how to stop paying your ALPA dues, win company awards and then lie on a public forum and say you're in good standing with your dues at Spirit when you're NOT! SUPER HIGH FIVE!!!!