Several years ago at a Wendy's drive thru in CLT on the way home from a trip the window person asked me how they could get into a job as mall security.

A neighbor in my apartment complex when I lived in CLT thought I was a flight attendant. I let that one ride for as long as I lived there. Didn't want to make the effort to explain to him the difference.

For the uniform nazis around here: last week I did the walk around without my reflective vest on. You will all be surprised to learn that neither myself or the aircraft spontaneously exploded. Just letting you guys know.