But....the new wings say so much to the traveling public and about me. "I just had a box of Cracker Jacks, and I've got a sugar high," right before you get into my plane and I fly you to where ever, then my sugar high crashes right before landing.

I thought I was done wearing cheap plastic jewelry when I stopped wearing those fake pewter AF wings...

I wear the UAL provided jacket, over coat and wings. Yes, I look like a homeless person. I look exactly like UAL wants me to look.

BTW, I'd be really surprised if they ban the flight jackets, and that actually keeps people from wearing them.