Originally Posted by
cactusflyer
I'd like to nominate the Alaska pilot who clearly had some anger issues with center last week. Seattle was a mess, so all of the arrivals were getting slowed down and vectored to burn off 7-10 minute metering delays.
Captain Rage was clearly having none of this, and started badgering the controller with stuff like "Am I behind a slow-tation"? "Can he pick it up?" "Can we resume normal speed?" every 30 seconds, despite the fact that every single airplane on the frequency was getting slowed and turned.
Haha thats an easy one. We all know it was go home leg and he had a hott date set up. He should have said "Seattle center, Alaska xxxx needs best forward. I have a hott date thats willing to do stuff that would make a porn starr blush."
They would reply: "Alaska xxxx cleared direct the field, maintain best forward, copy this number xxx-xxx-xxxx, I want details!!!!"
See? Easy...