Originally Posted by svergin

"How to Wear Your Wings"
Act 1 Scene 1
Setting: IAH CPO
Backdrop: Pilots sitting in 20 year old musty Lazy-Boy couches watching Fox News.
(Casting Director Note: Find the fattest pilots available for the extras.)
(Wardrobe Note: Make sure all are in full uniform, including hats, but no ALPA pins. Barbecue stains on the shirts of the 3 fattest extras)

IAH Intern: "Hey the Chief Pilot wants to see you in his office."
Pilot: "I am in the 'Chief Pilots Office'." (Makes quotation marks symbols with his fingers and gestures around Flight Operations)
(Gets up and follows Intern anyway)

Act 1 Scene 2
Setting: IAH Chief Pilots Office (Yes, his actual 10x10 office, i.e. not Flight Operations)
(Set Design Note: As much Legacy Continental paraphernalia that can be found should be in his office)

CP: (abruptly) "You are out of uniform."
Pilot: "No I'm not."
CP: "Those wings are not the correct wings."
Pilot: (Opens up company iPad) "FOM. Uniform. Pilots shall wear the United issued wings." (Turns off iPad starts to walk out of office)
CP: (Angrily) "THOSE are not the most recently issues wings!"
(Camera pan to CP desk and walls showing plaques, statues, and pictures of Legacy Continental Wings)
Pilot: "The FOM doesn't say anything about "most recent" wings. (makes quotation mark gestures with hands).
It only says "United issued" wings. (makes gestures again with hands)
United issued me these wings. Have a nice day." (Smiles, turns and walks out of the office)

Fade to credits. Rhapsody in Blue playing in background.