Originally Posted by Karnak

New CQ video prior to MV:

1. 15-minutes of Chuck S. reviewing the Lift Equation and Bernoulli Principle.
2. 10-minutes of "Chugger" listing approved hat cleaning techniques.
<6-minute wait for Windows Defender update>
3. 7-minutes covering guidelines for callsigns. Good: "Binky" "Happy" "Maverick" (one per crew, please!). Bad: "Scrotum" "Boner" "Meth-head" "Chugger" (policy waived)
4. 20-minutes of blank screen time prior to Crew Tracking Improvements module responding.
5. 1-minute describing Crew Tracking Improvements [Spoiler Alert: It's new hold music]