TOTD to the oblivious business traveler who sidled up to the urinal next to me and parked his rolling briefcase 12 inches behind me while I was taking a leak, thereby causing me to nearly crack my skull open on the hard floor as I stumbled over it when I backed away from the commode.
The loud ruckus and astounded "are you kidding me?!" that escaped my lips didn't even cause this guy to flinch. And being in CLT, there was only about another 200 people in the restroom to see it all happen. I haven't wanted to try out the Leonidas 300 kick that badly in a long time.
Maybe he thought I was a UA pilot??