Originally Posted by
SheepDogg
Why stop there? If you are going to lie, go for gold. Tell them your a Space Shuttle Pilot or a Professor at Auburn University or something.
I think from now on, I'm going to refer to you as Carl Jr.
He'd never claim to be from Auburn. Afterall, he's a proud former member of the Embryo Riddle Demo Team or whatever his leatest self given title is.