Originally Posted by
badflaps
I assume that he will be exempt from redeye's since they are way past his bedtime.

He knows if he stays up one of the flight attendants will breast feed him. No lie.
Actually it's funny when you get one of the fun old FAs who asks the captain what he wants to drink and then tells the FO I'll be back to breast feed you later.

those are cool flight attendants... although one needs to decline that offer.