Originally Posted by
flynavyj
Eh, funny...This is a great thread, and i vote he stays...i kinda like his posts.
sidebar: I can't find any porn under my armrests
just bundled up in the jumpseat for the fed to fold down.
Make sure you check the dash where the little silver dollar size plugs pop out and the rope over your head. We had a jumpseater from XJT(young female) in the cockpit with us a little over a month ago. I went to pull the QRH out and opened it to have a nice big foldout of large women of various ethnicity with strap-ons, doing things, fold out all over the cockpit. With a nice 3 foot picture right in front of us I didn't know what to do so I asked her to pick her favorite. Thankfully she laughed. I could only imagine the consequences. The captain just stared sharply over his left shoulder like he was looking for airstrips in the event of an engine failure.
On another note............. SAAB......... He isn't too bad............... If you don't mind periods..............