I'm glad to see you still have your sense of humor as old as you are. I thought all Hun drivers were either dead or euphemized. Do you still have all of your teefus? Are your sphincter muscles still working or are you crapping in your pants on a regular basis? Are you retired from the AF? If so, have you have been drawing a paycheck in addition to your FedEx pay? You must have ****ed away all of what you have earned along the way to still be working past 60. I'll tell you what; I will make up the difference between your FedEx retirement pay and your S/O pay. All you have to do is mow and weed eat my yard. That should cover the difference. I'll even let you jockey my riding mower. It has a side stick controller. Something you never got to use. However, I think it’s a little faster than that A-10 you flew, and has a tighter turning radius. That should make up the difference from what you missed out on and give an old fighter pilot something to do. Mowing around a tree will be like circling the Hogs in the old days. By the way, I'll even throw in a few extra bucks for Viagra if you can find anyone that will hump your old fighter pilot ass.