Originally Posted by
450knotOffice
Haha! Well, it wasn't quite THAT bad. "Purple Prose" is in the eye of the beholder, btw. So what one may consider over the top, others simply consider, um, colorful.
With that said...
THIS is the whole story reduced to it's basic essence.
Had to make it over the top or risk the typical blowback. Although, I still may get it.