Will you load the flight plan in the FMS without the Captain having to do it?

Will you call for clearance while the Captain stares blankly at the AML for the 6th time?

Will you ask the Flight Attendant for a trash bag while the Captain texts his mistress?

When you catch the Captain peeing in the hotel's potted plants at 3am will you cover for him?

If yes to all of the above...WELCOME ABOARD! We are a fun bunch...just stay away from the latinas with angry fathers. Ask me how I know.