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Std Deviation
Perv-Stalker Technique: chat up AA FAs on commute in and inquire if anyone is going to the Kew. Weasel into a ride. Last time all 3 FAs were going. As a bonus they stuffed a bottle of Chardonnay in my bag.

Chardonnay??
Yea... I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to turn in your man card there buddy.