Originally Posted by
FL370esq
Kinda gettin' the ol' "Cousin Eddie RV" image in my mind as I picture our 763s rollin' in next to those 787s.
"Ohhh...the silent majesty of a winter's morn...clean, cool chill of a holiday air....and an a $$hole in a bathrobe emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer....."
"$hitter was full!!"
"Remember that metal plate in mah haid, United?"
"How could I forget, Eddie?"
"Welllll, had to to get it replaced. Ev'rytime tha FO turned on tha ray-dar, I'd pi$$ myself and forget who I wuz for thirty seconds."