Hey thats what I do. Listen to Buffet and drink beer on my days off, and try to keep the wife happy.

The best crashpad is EWR is the Blocked Inn, it is a 6000ft house run by a 777 Capt. at CAL. It costs 260 a month, seems alot, but the Swan costs 235 a month and is a **** hole, ***** house, ect. It has free porn, but it is the sickest thing I've seen, stuff like fat black chick anal.
So go with the Blocked Inn, its not perfect, but what crashpad is.

That should be a easy commute for you.
I couldn't tell you how long on reserve in EWR, but I know you'll hold a line fastest there and upgrade quickest there.