Originally Posted by
tomgoodman
But Adler, joining the military is so "yesterday"! They make you march and do stuff you don't want to do and wear dorky hats and get up early.... Like, no way, Dude!
Bruh... Gimme my mint chip chai mochachino with three pumps and two squirts, and leave the baby killing to someone who isn't man enough to sport a man-bun and get mani-pedis twice a week.
(Sarcasm)