Years ago, new regional FO, commuting transcon after a trip on a L-US bus...
It's Friday evening...
CA: So, you on your way home?
Me: Yup
CA: Been at work for a while?
Me: Couple weeks.
CA: Got a wife or GF?
Me: Yes, wife.
CA: Gonna hit the town when we get in?
Me: Yeah, she's gonna pick me up, then going out.
CA: Well, then we better get you in the right frame mind...
Out comes the tray table, the laptop, and the DVD collection of classic 70's porn.