Air, I didn't steal your Jepps bag but I have been stealing food from the AOC cafeteria (Ref: "Zero" gram, Sep 20). Here is what I do. I go to the hot food line and ask for a piece of chicken only. Then I go to the salad bar and cover it with salad. Please forgive me. I am a pilot on a limited budget. Please don't fire me.

Captain Lip