Tired. Of. The. EFB. Checklist.

I feel soo uncomfortable ducking around on my surface during #1, taxi, #2, Short final (off the approach plate), #3 shutdown checklist, #4 leaving the airplane (you really want me to go into my bag, turn the pos back on and use a checklist?), #5, safety and power up (hah! No I’m not fumbling around with my frozen tablet another damn minute while the flight attendants and pax burn up in the back just to simply establish power) Lastly, #6, Cat-II (hang on, let me FIND the checklist for that and then go back to the before landing checklist, like NAVIGATE back to the before landing checklist). Are we serious? I have to navigate my checklist? PLACARD the before landing checklist if you are going to be doing this B.S., please.

Damnit, I’m frustrated. I’ve tried (SOPM/company knows best attitude) and I just keep finding myself saying the checklist well before I even have it up.

Edit: e-mailing chief pilot now, anyone else I should include?