Originally Posted by HardLemonade

Things that will get you fired:

Walking off an aircraft at an outstation with a full load of passengers, announcing to the passengers as you walk off that paycomp messed up your pay so you aren't working.


Things that WILL NOT get you fired:

Urinating naked in a hotel's potted plants

Streaking

Putting your foot in the FA's hotel door as she slams it shut in your face

Getting into a bar fight

Getting into a street fight

Getting into a fight with the Uber driver

Chucking a beer bottle into a crowd "to see what will happen"

Chucking a fire extinguisher into the hotel pool

Drunkingly asking the front desk girl at the hotel out on a date..at 4am...when you have a 10am van.

Rumor has it that getting caught procreating in the woods behind a Waffle House wearing nothing but New Balance sneakers will also not get you fired. But I wouldn't know anything about that.