The hotels are OK. Flight attendants, well, let's just say that 'good looking and thin' is far down their list of requirements. We do have some good ones, but sure is *******, the first words out of their mouth (if the crumbs are not flying from eating doughnuts and speaking at the same time) is, "My boyfriend this...", or "My boyfriend that..."

I think Cranky Empty Nester is high on their wish list, 'cuz that's what we have a lot of.

It'll take a lot of beer to help that issue here.

Anyway, sage advice is to keep away from the company girls. Seriously. It has been an issue in the past.

Now other companys' girls? That's a whole new ballgame!!