A friend of mine sent me a link to the news story about the engine failure, or more accurately the news story in which the engine failure was only mentioned in passing because they had to allow the whiny biatchez on the ground to vent about a few random pieces of 1" metal they might stumble upon when they mow their lawns.

Didn't hear anything about any A320-sized pieces hitting the ground so I assume they crew got the plane back on the ground. Good work, guys...