Originally Posted by
criticalaoa
No no no.. come on man the whole pulse thing is getting old. It's something like this now.
Interviewer: "Do you have ATP mins?"
Recruit: "Yes"
Interviewer: "can you breathe?"
Recruit: "Yes"
Interviewer: "Welcome aboard!"
Yep. Checking for a pulse is invasive.
The mirror fog test is it. Put a mirror up to the nose. It fogs.
Yep, this one's breathing. Here is your offer letter.
When asked they say, "At least we are not Mesa. We have our standards."