Originally Posted by
C130driver
Doesn’t ring a bell, maybe you should enlighten us?
75 dude as I recall, hair extensions?
Which brings me to, 1st jump seat; newly minted Eastern Metro hitchhiker St. Croix/MIA/ATL on a gleaming, polished metal B757 mother ship. CA asks if I know how the masks work. "Not exactly, Sir." Says, "just squeeze the red handles and slide it out..automatically adjusts to your face when released." So I yank it out. "Nooo! Now it's got to be repacked, you idiot." Following the F/O's patient instruction, I manage somehow to get all the tentacles back in the box, alternately inflating and deflating the friggin thing for about 5 minutes. Silence. Finally spin around trying to disappear behind my harness when I realize a V8 juice the lead was kind enough to hand me has also gone missing…dumped over beside the CA's tie. "FUHHHHHH….."