Yes, life is unfair. I make more per hour than you at 74 than you do at 110. I also probably pay 1/10 of what you do for health insurance. It’s unfair that you lose out on so much beer money monthly, eh?

And don’t let’s get started on state income tax. I probably have you beat there, as well. Ever what shall we put into the contract that will even the playing field? I am not starting to feel really guilty for going to work. It’s. Just. Not. Fair.