Originally Posted by
NoCheesePlates
I talked to Ron Beentoldshiet today and he assured me the LAX base was a done deal. A new hangar is coming up to be named "The Bob" and will be a major hub for the upcoming 737 Max 8's that are coming.
Also, an in depth passenger survey has been completed and the snack boxes are being updated. The Wheat Thins are being replaced by animal cookies and the smoked cheese in the cheese plates are being replaced by Munster. Look for the wet nap to be reintroduced to the boxes as well.
I wish I had more to report but Ron was in a rush. The large woman who drives the super shuttle in IAH was threatening to leave him at the curb.
Wet nap=litter, Animal crackers? Are you serious? We're trying to open a California base here. It's only ok to eat animals, it's not ok to kill. Maybe the crackers will be in the form of a turkey burger or salmon loaf. That's ok to eat right? The cleaner I spoke to yesterday assured me that the base will be opening by 11/15.