Dodging the Balloons In Sao Paulo, Brazil on deptarture.
Doing an air turnback in the 747 in China because the lever latch didn't release.
On arrival at Diego Garcia with minimum fuel the nose gear won't come down on FRED due to a bad circuit card.
Getting trapped @290 because a certain carrier won't climb on the way back to Narita.( As someone trapped and a trappee..)
A zero G landing in a 727 in SDF in the rain.
Lightning strikes and the smell of ozone.
When the Captain says sarcastically "Do you think you can repower that buss sometime today?
Torching #2 engine on a delayed start and having tower inform you that "There are flames coming out of one of your engines."

I could go on and on but gotta take my daughter to school. This is gonna be a good thread.

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