Probably a GREAT TOP TEN list for this one...things I'd rather do than be back on active duty....

I'll start....

I'd rather stagger on a hub turn for :45 minute nap in a sleep room with another pilot's leftover steamer in the trashcan before going on a 3 leg AM departure than go back on active duty....

I'd rather do LMS every day and then have them hiccup and make me start over after completing all but the last module....over and over....than go back on active duty...

I'd rather layover in FNT than go back on active duty...

I'd rather do walkarounds in 1/2 an inch of **** and de-ice fluid than go back on active duty...

(you get the idea....)