I called my mortgage company and told them I wanted to pay my mortgage this month with culture. To my surprise they informed me that my employers culture was worthless!

I didn't believe them so I called my investment company to make an IRA deposit with culture and they told me the same thing!

Then my wife tried to buy groceries and new school cloths for the kids, store told her my employers culture was worthless there as well. I think I've been bamboozled.

Then I'm at work and they hand everyone a small cup full of blue colored koolaid. Everyone seems to love it, but mine just tastes like blue lavatory solution. I think I should have just stayed at the truck driving school.