Originally Posted by
svergin
Airline Pilot: "I can't believe we got management to give us widebody rates for 767-400."
Management: "I can't believe we got the pilots to fly 777s and A-350s for 767-400 pay."
You Sir, have won CCS and Flying Together for the week (not the whole internet; just the United-specific portion).
I imagine a split-screen scene, with the NC on one side, and Company management on the other. Both lead roles are played by Charlie Sheen, and as they walk off triumphantly, both sides say "Winning!!"