How about outrageous approach speeds to short runways? Perhaps to a contaminated runway, and perhaps at night? Coupled with lousy brakes? Some of these approaches flown by low-time (in equipment) new-hires. Maybe? What on earth could possibly go wrong? How many left the paved surfaces in the last few years? Circle to an iced up 31 at LGA anyone?

Go ahead, tell me it's "a pilots airplane" or, "a man's airplane". You know you want to. Question my manliness. That'll work.

I guess you're not big on irony.

(get your check from the union yet? )