Originally Posted by
ToiletDuck
That's like saying the fastest spinter in the world is more athletic than the fastest cross-country runner.
But TD, everyone knows that cross-country runners are FAR superior athletes to sprinters. Give me a man that can run twenty-five miles and I can teach him to sprint
Disclaimer - This post was made in jest and was not intended to offend any of the above posters or any person reading this post that has any affiliation whatsoever with any form of competitive or recreational running. This post was also not intended to offend any potential keyboard commandos that would view the above as an insulting comment to any valued forum members.