Originally Posted by
HoustonPilot
What's the story with unprotected?
If you time the pull and pray just right, you have nothing to worry about. If she's ovulating, I say lay down a President Grant and spring for a Plan B. Make sure she takes it in front of you.
When making a Plan B run at 3am and she begins to reach in her purse for money...be a gentleman and tell her it's your treat. A phone call the next day is optional.