Originally Posted by
Battlinbear21
DO NOT TELL people at a bar you’re a pilot. If it slips you work for Delta...

My go to after meeting Balzer in my Jump. I know.. pre merger... Come up w a story. Mine is Used Furniture Insurance Salesmen so don’t poach it. Have it perfected!
If you’re responsible and don’t try and put shady moves behind the company you will be aces. Stay off their radar if you’re gonna be a cowboy.
Mine is ATM attendant. I'm the guy sitting inside and dispensing money.
Other classic is disposable cigarette lighter service technician.