Ok, I'm not sure if you can tell, but I'm ex-military. My above post was my attempt at being politically correct and not wanting to hurt anyone's feelings.

Below is what I really wanted to message to you:

Listen, you lil whiny-a$$ BEOTCH! It's not that f&*king difficult. You're a pilot, or so I'm told, so you KNOW how to follow directions. I'm gonna give this to you once more since you've already been told but apparently either aren't smart enough to comprehend or are just too dayum stubborn to realize you're a part of something bigger than your own simple reality here...PUT THE DAYUM LANYARD ON and KEEP IT ON. I don't care if it's red, green, blue and half of it is orange and pick checkered with Christmas lights on it and is outdated. WEAR IT. Because people greater than yourself have told you to. Wear it everywhere. Where it to work. Wear it at the grocery store. Wear it to the movies, to bed, when you make love to your wife. WEAR THE DAYUM THING. I do. My wife loves it...

Now, if I see you without it on, I will take a bag of lanyards and cram them where the sun don't shine. You feel me DAWG?

So go find it, dust it off, report to work and shut the F^&k up!

Gary, I hope you know, this is a joke...this thread could use some levity