Originally Posted by Truthanator

Hahahaha! Keep swinging Sally! YOU'RE = you are

Your college loans were a solid investment!
My "glorious" company gives me 20 days off per month and feeds me every trip! I'm an idiot because I got too drunk in the South Pacific and let a big fish get away!

My "good ole boy club" drives Ferrari's and Porche's and drinks small batch bourbon!

The more you little babies cry the funnier this gets! Keep it coming!