Dammit! You got me!
Well, I got my degree from Uncle Sam, so they only taught me how to spell Ford, Chevy, and 'yes sir'!

Actually my "good ole boys club" just plays poker on Thursdays and drinks cheap beer. Only one of us drives a Porsche, and he almost lost that in the divorce to his second wife, until he threatened to poison her cats! Crazy Bill!

Who's Walter Mitty?