I saw that Alaska pic a few weeks ago. I honestly thought it was an “Onionesque” spoof...then realized it was REAL.

Those are truly the most God-awful pilot uniforms I have ever seen. Better-looking models wouldn't have made them better...and I’ve seen a number of our pilots whose physical attributes would earn a moniker of “MTOG Wide-body.”

I think “flasher-woman” is showing how the trenchcoat covers if you are preggers.....

I pray ours do not take “1st Prize” in the Alaska Airlines Fashion Competition.