I plan on retiring this summer while still in my mid fifties... that should be about the time I get the check for a massive inheritance coming my way. I’ve already sent out the check for the large tax bill, but I was given assurances that my inheritance is many thousands of times the worth of the taxes.
It does seem strange that I don’t remember meeting the Nigerian Prince who left me his fortune, but it’s easy to see how he felt I was such a great guy!! Take that you working slobs!! I’ll be the one in business class from here on out!!