If you’re really that unhappy about it, you might want to rethink your chosen profession Snowflake. Suck it up, and deal with it..you’re not the first, and won’t be the last who didn’t get his ideal scenario on day 1. In the grand scheme of things this is a pretty small speed bump in the road.

Be thankful you weren’t thrown into the right seat of a Beech 1900 or a Jetstream, without a flight attendant or a bathroom, flying 6 to 8 legs a day getting paid like dirt...or perhaps sentenced to being a Gringo FO is SJU walking a mile each time you clear customs.....with the mental fortitude you’re showing you’d probably end up hanging yourself from the shower head in your crash pad within a week.