SWA 123: Center, any chance direct ABC?
ATC: Sorry, can't give it to you today. But I have good news.
SWA 123: Oh yeah, what is it?
ATC: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GIECO.
SWA: That's pretty good. Sounds like you're in a good mood.
ATC: No, but I did stay at the Holiday Inn Express last night.