You are talking about God's fighter jet. How dare you?
Them boys at Alaska may fly the same airplane, but no way they can do it as good as we can.
We will be flying sorties in and out of Hickam...I mean HNL so fast it will make their head spin. Once we go oceanic we can just take a shortcut and bump the speed up a little and we should be fine! ETOPS, SCHMETOPS.