Originally Posted by
tomgoodman
Mine just does a cat scan of the house and takes what he wants.

My vet did that with my late dog. He was motionless and not breathing. I took him to the vet. The vet said my dog was dead.
I said, are you sure? He said let me run a more sophisticated test. He opened the door. In walked a feline, circled my dog 3 times, and walked out. No response.
I got my bill. Office visit, deceased dog $50. Second opinion, CAT scan $25.
It is an old joke, but worth it!