Old 02-28-2018 | 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by tomgoodman
Mine just does a cat scan of the house and takes what he wants.
My vet did that with my late dog. He was motionless and not breathing. I took him to the vet. The vet said my dog was dead.

I said, are you sure? He said let me run a more sophisticated test. He opened the door. In walked a feline, circled my dog 3 times, and walked out. No response.

I got my bill. Office visit, deceased dog $50. Second opinion, CAT scan $25.

It is an old joke, but worth it!
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