777 Captain comes home from his HKG trip. As he is pulling into the driveway he sees that his wife has just gotten home and is unloading things from her car. He pulls into the garage, gets out of the car, and goes over to his wife:

Captain: " what is all this?

Wife: "what?"

Captain: " what are all these bags???"

Wife: " what is the big deal? I just got some things at the mall."

Captain: " What is the big deal? What is the big deal? do you know how long I have to sleep to pay for all this?"