Old 03-08-2018, 03:41 AM
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Learflyer
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Originally Posted by fadec
Before getting hired at a major:

"I am a tragically-white pro-feminist gay-man. I'm a member of OBAP, WAI, and NGPA."

After getting hired at a major:

"All my wives are pregnant. I'm a patron member of the NRA."
Nailed. It.
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